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I have a cousin that lives opposite a police station..



He had the brilliant idea of buying a marihuana plant and literaly fucks with the police by putting it outside of his window every day so it can get some sunlight.. xD



Grow my precious! Grow! xD

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Theban
10:38 Apr 22 2011

Reminds me of when Bath Police station (UK) had them growing in the hanging baskets...someone had done it for a joke and the Rozzers just left them there!

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NEVER HEARD OF SOME PROTECTIVE GEAR??



Nah never mind.. Looks like you're not going to need it anyway.. lol

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Theban
14:40 Apr 18 2011

Lol I would never fish naked!

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TheHaunted
22:59 Apr 18 2011

That is what he gets...

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Even the smallest of things can be dangerous beyond imagination..



Watch! as this cute little thing gets transformed into..

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Theban
14:41 Apr 18 2011

Nice!

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Last year we had a dissection of a dogfish (it's a mini shark).

I thought it was pretty cool and so did the rest of my classmates.

At the end of it we needed to clean up after and this idea came to mind.. *evil grin* :)



So I thought.. You know, we're going to throw it away anyway.. So what if I just take the head and I'll have a jaw of a shark! How cool would that be..?!? xD



So I take a look around and see everyone is busy doing their thing.. I take my scalpel and start cutting the head off..



And then out of the blue comes this Professor and she's like "What are you doing??"



I'm standing there, frozen in the middle of my head cutting (well not my head, but the sharks head) and I stare at her with my wild eyes..

She's like "Are you done with your dissection?"



I put on my puppy eyes ad answer full of innocence.."Yes, Professor" :P



And she takes another look at me, smiles and then goes like "Well, carry on then!" xD



So then I just cut it's head off and put it in a plastic bag (Yes people, I came prepaired! :P) and I went home carrying a shark head in my backpack! Yes, I'm that cool! :P lol





When I came home, I took an old newspaper and put it on the table and started separating the skin from the jaw.. Dissection..Part II.. xD



I was halfway there when my mum walks in..

(I swear that woman has an ability to either walk in unexpectedly or she has a sixth sense for when I'm up to something :P)



Either way, she's like "What's that smell??"

And then she turns around to face me and screams out of the top of her lungs.

(She saw me cutting the jaw of a shark at her dinner table..xD)



So she's like "Are you out of your mind! We eat here! Get that thing out of my sight!"



I'm like "Mum, relax, it's just a fish.. It's not like we don't eat those here..We had one just the other day.. :P"



She's like "Get out or I'll throw it out myself and you'll follow!"



"Okay, okay, I'm going.." (By then I was already smiling at my ability to piss her off.. xD)



So I packed my stuff and I'm ready to go and just before I walk out I stop and I think.. You know what would totally piss her off...? xD



So I turn around, look at her and I ask her with my evil grin..



Should I put it in the Freezer?? xD





Well, lets just say I ran before she could dislocate my jaw.. :P



Either way..I got mine dissected pretty well! xD



I would say Mission Accomplished! Don't you think? xD

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Enepsigos
16:28 Apr 06 2011

That's awesome! When I was in school we did a pig's heart, deer's heart, a frog, and a cat. The cat was pretty cool but I think a shark definitely trumps that.

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Bonez42
20:46 Apr 06 2011

Hahaha I've trained you well young padawan xD

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DarkxSidexOfxThexMoon
21:27 Apr 06 2011

Are you kidding me?? I'm soo a Sith Apprentice!! xD

Who wants to be a padawan! *snort* ha! :P

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TheHaunted
22:20 Apr 12 2011

That is so awesome and also the fact that she did not bust you... Your puppy dog look must be very power...

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You know... Flowers are actually the reproductive organs of a plant.. So each time you give someone flowers, you're actually giving them vegetative reproductive organs..



Think about that next time you give someone a bouquet.. xD

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birra
16:59 Apr 03 2011

Symbolic vaginas that state, "I want to pollinate you."



That is basically all it is... they look better growing than dying in a vase anyway.

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DarkxSidexOfxThexMoon
17:59 Apr 03 2011

That plus it makes the whole context of giving your mother flowers for her birthday sooo wrong.. xD

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Theban
19:19 Apr 07 2011

You know I have never thought about it like that @@

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schedule1
14:23 Jun 13 2011

there is a very strong flower-vagina correlation.....like the saying "She was deflowered."

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